This is a subtle example of a food shoe. At first it looks like what every New Yorker looks like on a hot Saturday afternoon coming out of the R train on 9th Street.
Some food shoes look exactly like food and you would not be faulted if you originally thought it was a shoe food. Take these slippers, for example:
Even though they look it, they are not shoe shaped bread. On the contrary, they are the opposite. There is a whole line of Bread Slippers made to look like different kinds of bread loaves. They all look like they'd keep your tootsies toasty. Think twice before buying them if someone in your household likes to drink or smoke a lot and are prone to the munchies.
What's a foot long and slippery? These bad boys!
But since you can't were those because of prolapsed metatarsal and your heel spur, you can wear these instead:
To be honest, I hate the white on black polka dots. That shoe should be taquila colored.
Up for some desert? Doesn't this look delicious?
Or are you looking for something more healthy? A piece of fruit maybe?
And there you have it. A few food shoes.
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80's romance girl is wearing Pro Keds long before Pro Keds were cool.
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