While I'm enjoying the natural beauty of the United States of America and then stuffing my face full of meat, you can read this special history of the 4th of July post.
It all started when King George thought it would be funny to fuck with us. We was like, oh HELLS nah!
They couldn't beat us because we had the drop on them.
Plus we are just too badass
George Washington used F-35 to shoot the shit out of Cornwallis and then he was all like:
And then, to make things even extra special, Will Smith saved the world.
So let's celebrate!
And remember, be careful out there.